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Misogynist...Liar...Cheater...Rude...Obnoxious...Sexist...Superficial...
Self-centered...Disrespectful...Crude...Moron...Shallow...
Racially insensitive...Self-absorbed...Small-minded...Talentless hack.

All those words describe Michael Bay, the worst filmmaker in Hollywood.
Director of the most disgusting and disgraceful films the World has ever seen.

If there's ever been a movie directed by this creep that's in any way "good", it's only IN SPITE OF Michael Bay, NOT BECAUSE of him.
People who haven't seen Michael Bay's movies---and then see his name on a trailer or news article---assume that his movies must be "good" because they're major box office hits, so they go see his movies, even though they all deserve to flop. This group is dedicated to increasing the relevance of Michael Bay's disgusting & disgraceful filmmaking, so that the general public can instantly recognize him as someone who never tries to make a good movie.

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Michael Bay sucks. Michael Bay stinks. Michael Bay is a disgrace to filmmakers. Michael Bay is the worst director in Hollywood. He completely butchered the Transformers film series. Michael Bay is a pig. Michael Bay is a clown. Michael Bay is a hack.
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"The Island" FLOPPED for a reason.
"The Island" FLOPPED for a reason.
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Michael Bay's a dickweedThe draft for the Alien Ninja Turtles movie has been leaked and it's basically Transformers meets Spiderman 3 and X-Men Origins: Wolverine but made worse by Michael Bay's creative touches (The 5 smelly finger death claw of doom, basically means the stink palm from Mallrats.)  I read a review and sweet buttery Jeebus does it sound like Michael Bay got his stinky fingers on this project.  Paramount ordered a cease and desist on the website that leaked it, hell even one of the original creators said it sucked like Battleshit (Ok those weren't his exact words but you get the idea).   And the studio is so ashamed that this draft got leaked that re-writes are in order.   I pray that Michael Bay gets terminated from this project and the producing rights go to somebody who's not a complete ass.   Again, here's a comic I did around the time of his announcement.
My comic: http://ninjas-r-us-comics.deviantart.com/art/Lady-Deadpool-vMichael Bay's a dickweed by ~Ninjas-R-Us-comics
Michael Bay is an idiot.We all know who Michael Bay is, right? The guy who directed films such as Armageddon and the Transformers trilogy? Well, he's making another movie, this time based on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... and it's an absolute joke. Why? According to his so-called script, the turtles will be from space. In other words, aliens... you can already see why I hate this, don't you?
Okay, for those who don't know much about TMNT lore, here's the backstory. Four baby turtles fall into the sewers where Splinter (in his then human form) decides to take of them. However, he discovers that the turtles have been in contact in some strange mutagen that causes who ever touches it to mutate into the most recent animal they've been in contact with. Hence why the turtles are essentially half-human and half-turtle and why Splinter turns into a half-human and half-rat.
Therein lies the main problem with this. What do you think the M stands for in TMNT, Michael? Mutant. MU-TANT! The turtles were real turtles whoMichael Bay is an idiot. by ~Thorn90
how to make a Michael Bay Movie 1011. find a franchise people love, or that has a strong fanbase.
2. suck up to producers with words like "you'll make Billions" and "this will be the next Avatar" then you will get your money easy as pie.
3. re-write the whole idea and concepte of the original story so nobody but you is happy with the result.
4. while directing put down and insult all workers that state flaws in your script and and directing style EG. "i eat off you years salary every day Bitch"
5. if you get an interview on TV or a magazine about how production is going, make sure you talk about how the original story is terrible and all fans don't know what they want.
6. make sure you have a lot of teenagers that have had minimum 3,000 dollars worth of plastic surguery and have never acted, or even tried to create a character.
7. fill the dialoge with Racial slurs and jokes about sex, NEVER EVER HAVE WORDS THAT HAVE 7 OR MORE LETTERS, THEY ARE FAR TO BIG FOR THE TARGET AUDIENCE TO COMPREHEND.
9. make sure you fill thehow to make a Michael Bay Movie 101 by ~ChristoMan
If Michael Bay owned BleachAs you guys know I'm a hard core Bleach fan but during my long time Bleach loving all I heard is how Kubo is a horrible writter, he's a troll, and how he's a disgrace to manga existness. I say SCREW THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kubo is not a bad writer, the reason the Arrancar arc wasn't so good was because he was coming up with stuff for the final arc so it was hard to work two story lines at onece. To get people off his back I'm going to tell you what Bleach would be like if Micheal Bay created it.

First off Ichigo, he would be nothing but a horny loud shouting pansy who cant fight a normal hollow. Then Rukia................don't get me stared, herIf Michael Bay owned Bleach by ~LRW0077
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looking for Co-Founders

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If you think you're a good enough Bay-hater to co-manage the group, then feel free to show it.

Here's what I'm looking for in Co-Founders...

1) must PROVE their hatred for Bay by showing a long history of anti-Bay comments here on DA, which CAN include any negative comments about both the Bad Boys movies, and a hatred for Transformers 2+3.

2) must be a proud Bay-hater, not afraid to insult him as harshly as possible (like the "Group Info" describes), since he clearly deserves it

3) must understand--and more importantly AGREE WITH--the fact that any movie he directs/produces that's even remotely good, is only good DESPITE Michael Bay, NOT BECAUSE of him. (He's only made 2 decent movies, Transformers 1, and The Rock, but any potential Co-Founders must show their agreement that the goodness of those 2 movies is NO THANKS TO BAY. And the same should be said for any of his future critical successes.)

As for everyone else, come on inside and enjoy the anti-Bay deviations. Joining the group (as part of Members) is free/non-approval-required.
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:icon115spartan:
~115spartan May 10, 2013
Good news

Pain and Gain is the worst/shitty movie ever.
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:iconthezooba98:
~theZOOBA98 May 2, 2013
Hmmm, to join or not to join.... I don't really hate him, but he isn't particularly the best film maker ever. And I'm being nice there.... :/
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~Scrapper-Girl May 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree with you!
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:icon115spartan:
~115spartan Apr 30, 2013
pain and Gain 2013 movie by Mr.Bay Sucks/Bad really Bad
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Mood: Love ~Darkwilliam1973 Apr 22, 2013
Good news everyone today the producers of the new Ninja Turtles movie changed the title to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They are no longer aliens. My only question here is did any of you here kidnap Michael Bay recently and threatened him to get rid of the alien part? Lol
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Mood: Joy ~115spartan Apr 24, 2013
thats great :)

is Mr.bay is kicked out the movie projet?
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:icondarkwilliam1973:
~Darkwilliam1973 Apr 24, 2013
I am afraid not but he is only the producer and not the director of the movie so he will not decide that much what it will be.
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~115spartan Apr 24, 2013
oh god -_-...Its gonna be bad movie if he wirtes the movie
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